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SEND ONE IF WE HAVEN’T INTERACTED ( OR EVEN IF WE HAVE THE MORE THE MERRIER)

Friendly:

"Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?"
"Uh.. I think I’m lost."
"Wow, those are some awesome threads!"
"Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!"
"Oh dear, do you need help?"
"You look like you could use a hand."
"You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?"

Rude:

"Watch where you’re going."
"Oops, did I do that?.. Oh well."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"Get lost, would ya?"
"I don’t have time to play tour guide."
"Thankfully, it’s not my job to help you."

Dramatic:

"Wait! Stop!"
"Don’t let them find us."
"I don’t wanna be left alone."
"Get out of the way!"
"Are you dead?"
"Hurry! Run!"

Flirty:

"Can I skip dinner and go right for dessert?"
"I think I just found the most beautiful girl in Japan."
"Hey there, Foxy Mama."
"Huh? Oh yeah, this view is nice."
"How about we go back to my place? I’ve got board games."
"All you have to do is say, "yes".

Romantic:

"Wow, your eyes are the most beautiful, that I’ve ever seen."
"I’ve been enchanted by your amazing voice."
"Ah, I’m sorry, I could have sworn you were an angel."
"Am I dreaming, or do you really exist?"
"I wasn’t aware that Goddesses/Gods existed."
"No flower or scenery can compare to your beauty."

Enemy:

"At long last! I’ve finally found you! Now I can kill you!"
"What an ugly mug, it’s a good thing I won’t have to see you for long."
"How would you like to be full of holes?"
"You know, I think your head looks better detached from your body. "
"I will make you experience unimaginable pain."
"Beg all you want, but your fate is going to end the same way."

Unemotional:

"Love is illogical, it means nothing to me."
"The more you cry, the more reasons I find to leave your pathetic being."
"Do not touch me, I don’t require affection from anyone."
"Why are you hugging me?"
"He’s dead, let’s move on."
"Why is family so important to you?".

dreadfully-dapper:

cel-fantome:

-takes it-

-braces himself before he tentatively opens it-

-Inside the package is an unopened package of expensive cigarettes and a new revolver.-

I thought I would make things up to you for the past few gifts.

-actually kind of surprised- …

Well..I appreciate it. Mulțumesc.

dreadfully-dapper:

Just take the damn box.

-Shoves it at Reynard goddamn-

-takes it-

-braces himself before he tentatively opens it-

dreadfully-dapper:

cel-fantome:

dreadfully-dapper:

Now I am not sure as to whether or not you deserve this present.

Is it anozher dildo? 

Oh please. I am not that inappropriate.

-pointed stare yes you are-

dreadfully-dapper:

cel-fantome:

-slow cigarette drag- ……

Now I am not sure as to whether or not you deserve this present.

Is it anozher dildo? 

dreadfully-dapper:

cel-fantome:

If zhis is anozher dildo I am putting it into your eye socket and leaving.

…….

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Who does that to someone?! You are sick!

-slow cigarette drag- ……

dreadfully-dapper:

I did not come here to ask for something.

-Instead he pulls out a small box.- I figured these would make up for the last horrible presents I gave you.

If zhis is anozher dildo I am putting it into your eye socket and leaving.

dreadfully-dapper:

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Whatever you want.

No.